Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

Anyone who says 'Kakashi/Sasuke/Itachi because he can copy anyone's jutsu' is a loser. mine is chuunin exam Gaara. Because hes just totally evil.

2007-03-02 05:53:02 · 13 answers · asked by kevin z 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-02 05:52:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-02 05:52:51 · 6 answers · asked by Saffernellie 6 in Polls & Surveys

doorknob?

2007-03-02 05:52:49 · 5 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Polls & Surveys

I live in Cleveland,but will not visit there again until both get in--they deserve it,don't you think?

2007-03-02 05:52:46 · 4 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Music

project

2007-03-02 05:52:40 · 1 answers · asked by sHYGURL 1 in Celebrities

I thought it might be a Buddy Holly song because she references him in the movie. She sings it as John Travolta walks in and comes up behind her. I'm desperate to find the name of this song because I want it for my wedding music. Please help!

2007-03-02 05:52:21 · 4 answers · asked by green velvet 1 in Movies

W OMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

2007-03-02 05:52:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 05:52:08 · 22 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries...

2007-03-02 05:51:53 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm having trouble with this song, i can't seem to get it to flow right. its just not very smooth sounding. the song is here, if you want to listen to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f4MLDFdw8A... and the notes for it is here : http://kaichew.110mb.com/index.php/topic... . any tips? thanks in advance

ps. yeah, it is in C, i know D is the original but this is C.
peace out~

2007-03-02 05:51:49 · 1 answers · asked by piano_man_969 2 in Music

;D :) :>) *(:>() whats the next face?

2007-03-02 05:51:46 · 3 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Just wondering

2007-03-02 05:51:26 · 5 answers · asked by mindslikewater 2 in Music

Mine would be having to join a sorority and hang out with my "sisters" everyday.

2007-03-02 05:51:13 · 26 answers · asked by Lewis 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 05:51:13 · 25 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

I look at these women and I am blown away they look like they are still in their 20s maybe 30s. It just seems impossible. Is it plastic surgery or touched photos/film tricks? I dont get it. they are so beuatiful.

2007-03-02 05:51:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-02 05:51:01 · 3 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo claims there are no misspellings found, but I'm doubtful.

2007-03-02 05:50:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One move open they will pay
My nails, are driving inside my wrists
This sacroment, is sacolent, and sentimental
Maybe it's experimental
Circumsize the dental

I won't give another soul (to you)
I won't give another life (to you)
I won't give another thought (to you)
I won't give anyone my hope (to you)

2007-03-02 05:50:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

man i used to watch them when i was like 8 years old there back march 23rd

2007-03-02 05:50:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-02 05:50:16 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 05:49:48 · 11 answers · asked by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 05:49:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-02 05:49:42 · 1 answers · asked by Sara C 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-02 05:49:40 · 7 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

to marry ur soul in uk?i wanna get married to my soul,i wanna do a big hugeeeeeeee party and invite all my beloved ones,do u think people will think am crazy?

2007-03-02 05:49:34 · 8 answers · asked by stang girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 05:49:31 · 7 answers · asked by Melrose 4 in Polls & Surveys

If Samurai Champloo will have a spin off of the show? I loved it so much why did it have to end?

2007-03-02 05:49:30 · 2 answers · asked by D'oh! 5 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-02 05:49:28 · 10 answers · asked by Bond "James Bond" 2 in Celebrities

Do u think like nicole richie looks digusting or adrina lima,if i were anorexia would u support me or leave me,what are your veiws on it?

2007-03-02 05:48:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities