A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries...
2007-03-02 05:51:53 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bloody funny.....might try it myself....no best not !!
2007-03-02 20:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! My hubby will definitely appreciate this one!
7/10!
2007-03-02 14:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
On a "scale" of 1-10 9
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-02 17:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-03-02 13:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet he hadn't got a leg to stand on when she'd finished with him
2007-03-02 13:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by allseasons 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a similar one to this, but your conclusion is better.
2007-03-02 15:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
raised a titter
2007-03-02 15:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by minerva 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i like that one, wont tell the old man though, it might give him ideas hehe
2007-03-02 13:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the Y chromosome strikes again...
2007-03-04 08:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by alex w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..i just luved that...you men are SOOOOO mean...oooops am I standing on your airway tube darlin !!!!
2007-03-02 17:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋