One was white and the other black and they were in a heated arguement on wheather God was white or black. The bartender,tired of hearing them argue for hours, told them to go across the street to a church there and ask God what color he was. Both men staggered over to the little church and looked up at the steeple and yelled "Hey God, Are you Black or White?" A booming voice came from the sky "I AM WHAT I AM!" At this, the white guy started laughing and told the black man "I told you that he was white!" "Wait a minute...."the black guy said. "He didn't say that he was white. The white guy still laughing said, God said " I am what I am,"......" not, I is what I is"!
2007-02-26
10:37:19
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