One was white and the other black and they were in a heated arguement on wheather God was white or black. The bartender,tired of hearing them argue for hours, told them to go across the street to a church there and ask God what color he was. Both men staggered over to the little church and looked up at the steeple and yelled "Hey God, Are you Black or White?" A booming voice came from the sky "I AM WHAT I AM!" At this, the white guy started laughing and told the black man "I told you that he was white!" "Wait a minute...."the black guy said. "He didn't say that he was white. The white guy still laughing said, God said " I am what I am,"......" not, I is what I is"!
2007-02-26 10:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lol good one =]
o and caleb m u gotta chill a little - im a christian too =] its a funny joke - God has a sense of humor too, why do u think he made the platypus lol i mean really =] so ya :]
2007-02-26 11:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW!!! That Christian (above) can't even spell the name of his religion correctly and then threatens to stick his boot up someone's $*%!!! Sounds just like a real Christian!
2007-02-26 20:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny=)
2007-02-26 18:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by sticky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Old but funny 8/10...kind of racist though.
2007-02-26 19:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That could be very offending but I, nevertheless, still giggle at it.
2007-02-26 18:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no and i am very christion i tell jokes but that was stupid and mean say your sorry or i will stick my boot up your ***
2007-02-26 18:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by caleb m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny but mean
2007-02-26 19:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did someone say stereotype?
2007-02-26 18:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Allie =] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boringggg
2007-02-26 18:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that hilarious, lol...
2007-02-26 18:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by b_alambis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋