I have just moved to a new area and the people seem a bit odd. I haven't had a chance to really talk to the neighbours yet, but I think they belong to some primitive or cultlike religion. They seem to think I am (a) God.
You see, every night, the start this rhythmic banging on the wall and I can hear them calling out:
"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God, yes! Oh my God! Give it to me! Oh God! Give it to me! Oh God, yes. Ye, yes, yes, Oh God yes!"
What is it they want me to give them and should I give it to them, or will they just expect more?
Why do they think i am God - and would it be insulting to their culture if I try to tell them I'm not?
What religion is this - and am I safe? Will they want me to join in?
2007-02-26
10:22:00
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