I have just moved to a new area and the people seem a bit odd. I haven't had a chance to really talk to the neighbours yet, but I think they belong to some primitive or cultlike religion. They seem to think I am (a) God.
You see, every night, the start this rhythmic banging on the wall and I can hear them calling out:
"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God, yes! Oh my God! Give it to me! Oh God! Give it to me! Oh God, yes. Ye, yes, yes, Oh God yes!"
What is it they want me to give them and should I give it to them, or will they just expect more?
Why do they think i am God - and would it be insulting to their culture if I try to tell them I'm not?
What religion is this - and am I safe? Will they want me to join in?
2007-02-26 10:22:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is the religion called SEX and their are two gods one is called PENIS and the other is called *****. They have a ritual every so often (depending on the person and the circumstances) and this can be quite vocal (your estate agent should have told you about this before you moved in!) My husband and I practice this particular religion, and have been catcalled through the bedroom window last summer when it was really hot. Some people just dont understand what it takes for certain kinds of religion. If i were you, i would go round there, and say that you like the kind of thing that they practice, and want to join in. you may get a lot of pleasure from it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-26 10:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dunnoe
2007-02-26 14:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god u are a very sad man get a life been reading ure questions alnight soooo bad
2007-02-26 10:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by sassy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are three types of orgasm - the religious orgasm....'oh god', the positive orgasm...'oh yes', and the fake orgasm... 'oh gandalf'
2007-02-26 23:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting involved in strange cults is not recommended.
2007-02-26 10:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this "strange religion" is called sex
get ear plugs
2007-02-26 20:11:48 · answer #6 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a night off, you need a break, so do we.
2007-02-26 11:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The cult of you
2007-02-26 10:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by georgiabanksmartin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why ask something so dumb theres only one god the god of israel.
2007-02-26 10:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by luv babygurl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if your lucky they'll want you to join in
2007-02-26 10:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋