Entertainment & Music - 24 February 2007

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a
phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying "Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak
with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly, a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the
right freakin' number!" and the phone was slammed down
on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call
her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the
last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the
'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're
an idiot!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word "idiot'" next to
it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had
a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, " You're
an "idiot!”
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my
therapeutic "idiot" calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company; I'm calling to see
if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because
you're an "idiot."
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into
a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the
spot I had patiently waited for; I hit the horn and
yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the
idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first
idiot (by this time I had his number on speed dial), I
thought that I'd better call the BMW idiot, too. I
said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said.
"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a
yellow house, and the car's parked right out in
front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an "idiot!" Then I hung up, and added his
number to my speed
dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two idiots to call.
Then I came up with an idea.
I called Idiot #1. "Hello." "You're an idiot!" (But I
didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house,
with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don.
And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared," and hung up.
Then I called Idiot>>#2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, Idiot," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your butt," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, Idiot, here's your chance. I'm
coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police,
saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and
that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going
down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray.
I got there just in time to watch two idiots beating
the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars,
an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.
NOW I feel much better.

2007-02-24 12:20:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tiny by Smokey Hormel Feat. Lee Allen

ive tried lookign everyone...cant find no clue. Help is being begged for.

2007-02-24 12:20:14 · 2 answers · asked by brianbombdiggity 1 in Music

2007-02-24 12:19:59 · 44 answers · asked by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 12:19:41 · 7 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Music

2007-02-24 12:19:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-24 12:19:22 · 3 answers · asked by boodini2@sbcglobal.net 3 in Polls & Surveys

Both languages are very similar !!!

2007-02-24 12:18:48 · 21 answers · asked by spider 4 in Polls & Surveys

If someone beats you to your answer, go back and Edit... and pick another one. Hurry!

2007-02-24 12:18:25 · 20 answers · asked by Stormee 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 12:18:08 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 12:18:06 · 46 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

Rent or Grease?

2007-02-24 12:18:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-24 12:17:42 · 7 answers · asked by Speet!! 2 in Horoscopes

how old are nat, alex,roselina and the rest of them?

2007-02-24 12:17:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

...my horse just wont pick up any pace at the moment...he's like a damn big tortoise...



and yep ive done this one before but the answers were fun and i did it in a different category...have fun...;0)

well without the shell and the funny head thing ...


ok...so he's just like a horse...;0)

2007-02-24 12:17:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 12:17:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I LOVE him! his songs are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which one is ur fave? mine is the white stuff and Albuquerqe... sorry... forgot how to spell it! :P

2007-02-24 12:16:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-02-24 12:16:14 · 21 answers · asked by boodini2@sbcglobal.net 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that Drake bell is hot, and do you like his new music video ( I think that it is new) I Know! Pleaz help thanx buy buy!!!

2007-02-24 12:16:04 · 2 answers · asked by Dancer Girl 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-24 12:15:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-24 12:15:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If someone told you that they had been would you believe them?

2007-02-24 12:14:46 · 41 answers · asked by beyondthelimit 5 in Polls & Surveys

Could you tell me if you heard good or bad things about the company..Is it a good company to work for?

2007-02-24 12:14:46 · 10 answers · asked by whateva12 2 in Magazines

Okay, i know there are many actresses out there between the ages of 12 through 14, i just can't think of any. This is for a research project about rising female stars. Examples would be AnnaSophia Robb and Dakota Fanning.

2007-02-24 12:14:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-24 12:14:22 · 21 answers · asked by JC 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm kind of a "Ohmigod" girl, while my friend always thinks "Holy moley".

2007-02-24 12:13:48 · 12 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Polls & Surveys

I ordered one and would like feedback.

2007-02-24 12:13:48 · 1 answers · asked by Lance Carthen 1 in Music

Hello,
I am about to go and watch the Opera Carmen ( Bizet) and would like to get some info before watching it ,...as to impress a little the friends I am going out with.
I tried to search the net for some valuable info on that opera, like the story behind it , the music..etc.. and I couldnt find much...
any help is appreciated.

2007-02-24 12:13:44 · 3 answers · asked by vbpierre 2 in Music

2007-02-24 12:13:29 · 25 answers · asked by tttt.angie93 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hard of Hearing Genie Joke

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".



The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."



So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!



Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"



The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"



The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."



The man says "Oh, Okay!"



The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.



The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!



The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"



The bar tender says "I wish for a million bucks!!!" And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!"



And the man says "Well did you think I wished for a 12 inched pianist!"

2007-02-24 12:13:22 · 18 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I say Eric Idle, followed closely by John Cleese.

2007-02-24 12:13:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys