Hard of Hearing Genie Joke
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!
The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"
The bar tender says "I wish for a million bucks!!!" And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!"
And the man says "Well did you think I wished for a 12 inched pianist!"
2007-02-24 12:13:22 · 18 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there was 3 nuns they die in a car crash an of course they went to the pearly gate before going Thur the almighty gave them each one thing they always wanted the 1st nun ask for 10 inch er the almighty said OK she went Thur the gate with a big smile on her face the 2ND ask for one about 6-8 inches of he OK she went Thur with a big smile Findley the 3rd one ask for a 1 inch er he said sorry i cant Rayybbies not here
2007-02-24 13:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by yooper602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so not funny really a million ducks come on
2007-02-24 12:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok way to long u think im going to read all that i read some it didnt sound to good sorry more like a little kid joke
2007-02-24 13:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by °The Earth Goddess° 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-02-24 12:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-24 15:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Preppy Prep Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny it did not even make me smile
2007-02-24 12:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard something like that before...but I still like it!!!!
2007-02-24 12:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it as funny
2007-02-24 12:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, doesnt really work written down does it?
2007-02-24 12:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by mat l 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weird
2007-02-24 12:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋