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Entertainment & Music - 24 February 2007

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For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.



Some examples:



Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"



The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"



Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune Rising"



Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"



The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"



The Troggs--"Bald Thing"



Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"



The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"



Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"



Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"



The Temptations--"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"



ABBA--"Denture Queen"



Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"



Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"



Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair

2007-02-24 17:57:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

besides underoath....
anyone?
thxx:)

2007-02-24 17:57:13 · 2 answers · asked by guitarchic93 1 in Music

Had to punish your kids for doing something hilarious and you wanted to laugh so bad but u couldnt? Care to share?

2007-02-24 17:56:32 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

and kicking koalas in the teeth until they die of taco deficiency?

2007-02-24 17:56:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

asked out on a date by a complete stranger?

and if yes what did you say?

2007-02-24 17:56:30 · 14 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys

every cap be a twist off?

2007-02-24 17:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys

I hate having a huge list on my messenger, esp with people I don't remember. So why do people automatically try to add you BEFORE they talk to you and get to know you first? Don't you find that annoying?

2007-02-24 17:55:55 · 4 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

(Note: Sophisticated - as in, wall-of-sound production; complex, 'mature' arrangements, melodies and chords.)

Sub-questions:

Could that explain the appeal?

Or do you disagree with my question?

(F.y.i. I don't collect today's music. I'm trying to figure out its appeal.)

2007-02-24 17:55:47 · 9 answers · asked by Yahoo user 4 in Music

I need it for a tribute that I'm doing for a cousin of mine that was killed in a school bathroom three years ago. Since he liked playing the violin i was thinking of getting a good song with the sound of violin(s) in the background. Please help?....it's for a video.

2007-02-24 17:55:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i just seen the movie and liked the song that he made up so any one knows the name of it

2007-02-24 17:55:34 · 4 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Music

2007-02-24 17:54:56 · 5 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 17:54:52 · 12 answers · asked by ms.boop18 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-24 17:54:51 · 14 answers · asked by swati 1 in Celebrities

i think they were good

2007-02-24 17:53:55 · 13 answers · asked by Bass 3 in Movies

who do you think will win the catagorizs:
best actor,best supporting actor,best director In oscars

2007-02-24 17:53:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

in that song, what is it exactly that's going "down"?

2007-02-24 17:53:35 · 4 answers · asked by Where's Wally 4 in Other - Entertainment

what, 20, 30 years?

2007-02-24 17:53:27 · 13 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is your job/career everything you thought it would be? What do you daydream of doing while at work?

2007-02-24 17:53:20 · 2 answers · asked by HuniBuniBee 3 in Celebrities

OK I have a confession. The grocery store where I live had a sale on Nestle candy bars -- Butterfinger, Baby Ruth and Crunch. They sold them for 5/$1.00 so I bought like 10 cases of them which totals about 300 bars or so.

So OK, I've eaten about 200 bars (yeah sick, I know) and each one for the sweepstakes has a letter inside. The object is to spell "GO TO HOLLYWOOD" My gripe is that I still haven't gotten one of the letters. And it's not as if you win if you get all the letters, but rather all this does is that it enters you in a drawing to go to the AI Final show or whatever.

I hate American Idol but I was planning to give the set to a friend or a kid, someone who'd love to go. But what the f*** is the deal with opening 200 wrappers and I still can't get one of the letters???

Don't you think this is a total scam by the Nestle company??

2007-02-24 17:52:15 · 3 answers · asked by BESTestAnSWerRRerrERrrERRerrERrr 2 in Polls & Surveys

And why?

2007-02-24 17:52:01 · 3 answers · asked by fslcaptain737 4 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you, you are serving your country well.

-George

2007-02-24 17:51:06 · 17 answers · asked by nobody 1 in Magazines

?

2007-02-24 17:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-24 17:50:22 · 18 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Goodnight everyone.

2007-02-24 17:49:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

SECRET TIP 1: DOOR LOCKS
If a room clearly can't be whipped into shape in 30 days --much less 30 minutes--employ the Locked Door Method of cleaning. Tell anyone who tries to go in the room that the door is intentionally locked. CAUTION: It is not advisable to use this tip for the
bathroom. Time: 2 seconds

SECRET TIP 2: DUCT TAPE
No home should be without an ample supply. Not only is it handy for plumbing repairs, but it's a great way to hem drapes, tablecloths, clothes, just about anything.
No muss, no fuss. Time: 2-3 minutes

SECRET TIP 3: OVENS
If you think ovens are just for baking, think again. Ovens represent at least 9 cubic feet of hidden storage space, which means they're a great place to shove dirty dishes, dirty clothes, or just about anything you want to get out of sight when company's coming.
Time: 2 minutes

SECRET TIP 4: CLOTHES DRYERS
Like Secret Tip 3, except bigger. Time: 2.5 minutes

2007-02-24 17:49:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 17:49:33 · 37 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 17:49:28 · 1 answers · asked by misterpelle 1 in Television

When would you buy? Not bills, that's boring.

2007-02-24 17:49:03 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

night crowd is more fun? is this true?

2007-02-24 17:48:32 · 11 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys

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