SECRET TIP 1: DOOR LOCKS
If a room clearly can't be whipped into shape in 30 days --much less 30 minutes--employ the Locked Door Method of cleaning. Tell anyone who tries to go in the room that the door is intentionally locked. CAUTION: It is not advisable to use this tip for the
bathroom. Time: 2 seconds
SECRET TIP 2: DUCT TAPE
No home should be without an ample supply. Not only is it handy for plumbing repairs, but it's a great way to hem drapes, tablecloths, clothes, just about anything.
No muss, no fuss. Time: 2-3 minutes
SECRET TIP 3: OVENS
If you think ovens are just for baking, think again. Ovens represent at least 9 cubic feet of hidden storage space, which means they're a great place to shove dirty dishes, dirty clothes, or just about anything you want to get out of sight when company's coming.
Time: 2 minutes
SECRET TIP 4: CLOTHES DRYERS
Like Secret Tip 3, except bigger. Time: 2.5 minutes
2007-02-24 17:49:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AND FINALLY LAST TWO
SECRET TIP 5: WASHING MACHINES & FREEZERS
Like Secret Tip 4, except even bigger. Time: 3 minutes
SECRET TIP 6: DUST RUFFLES
No bed should be without one. Devotees of Martha Stewart believe dust ruffles exist to keep dust out from under a bed or to help coordinate the colorful look of a bedroom. The rest of us know a dust ruffle's highest and best use is to hide whatever you've managed to shove under the bed. (Refer to Secret Tips 3, 4, 5.) Time: 4 minutes
2007-02-24 17:51:58 · update #1
Ha ha, will remember that in case needed, lol
2007-02-24 20:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing, i love it!
SECRET TIP 7: LADDERS, PAINT AND DUST SHEETS
If you don't have a lock on your doors, just put dust sheets over anything messy, strategically place a few ladders around the room and get some paint and paintbrushes on every avaliable surface. Time: 10-15 minutes, but well worth it!
2007-02-25 02:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about not bothering with the fuss put your coat on stand at the door and say right let's go to the pub
2007-02-24 18:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That became humorous. Our place of work used to have a be conscious that stated: All courtroom situations could be registered with our assistant supervisor, Helen Waite. So, in case you have any courtroom situations, please flow to Helen Waite.
2016-11-25 21:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I like those. Wouldn't they think it odd to find every door in the house locked, though? :-)
2007-02-24 18:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was good. I actually know someone who does the duct tape thing though.
2007-02-24 18:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have been working too hard!!!
Loved them all very good
10/10 an` a * for you
Tink x
2007-02-25 06:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he I have used the oven one for dirty dishes before.
2007-02-24 22:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i like it...especially the tip 4 cuz it worx ive done it!lol
2007-02-24 17:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brings back a lot of memories think I've done them all
2007-02-24 19:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋