Entertainment & Music - 22 February 2007

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. When the elephants walk out onto the circus ring, the little boy asks his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's pen!s, son."

"So why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

2007-02-22 22:33:48 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

On the Television show

2007-02-22 22:32:53 · 5 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-22 22:31:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-22 22:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by the southern dandy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-22 22:30:27 · 9 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-22 22:30:07 · 17 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 22:29:33 · 14 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Television

2007-02-22 22:29:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I have.

2007-02-22 22:28:46 · 3 answers · asked by luck fest 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 22:27:31 · 39 answers · asked by Cap10kirk 3 in Polls & Surveys

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his phone, dialled 999, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

2007-02-22 22:26:57 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm cool. And I need a channel for this coolness. And I am broke.

2007-02-22 22:26:05 · 2 answers · asked by tomozzer 1 in Music

is a song of 1960s..need to know also the singer and mp3 site if possible

2007-02-22 22:25:56 · 3 answers · asked by beatleleaf 1 in Music

Why is BRA singular and PANTIES plural ?
:-) :-)

2007-02-22 22:25:52 · 9 answers · asked by naafraat 4 in Polls & Surveys

Should I buy the one with that song or which one would you recommend. I listened to some of their songs on their new cd and it sounded pretty good.

2007-02-22 22:25:28 · 2 answers · asked by Waldo Waldo Waldo! 5 in Music

elaine

2007-02-22 22:24:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who is your favorite so far in the competition?

2007-02-22 22:24:24 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs.Blessed 7 in Television

i have loved them since late 80's but i feel the excitment when awaiting a new record diminishing as times goes by.i'll always support them though

2007-02-22 22:24:16 · 10 answers · asked by Val 3 in Music

2007-02-22 22:24:00 · 13 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Question Open to Numerologist only.
Rgd
Paras Kochhar

2007-02-22 22:23:59 · 3 answers · asked by Jyoti D 2 in Horoscopes

those whom are in that industry and enjoy patting themselves on the back?
Let's leave out the intellectually famished and the immature 'shallows'

Everytime i fire up the ol Browser there's some kinda "news" in regards to the above.

Now, Jerry and Oprah are another story....

2007-02-22 22:23:57 · 6 answers · asked by ignuusfatuus 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 22:23:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How does taking a cold shower help your health?

2007-02-22 22:22:53 · 16 answers · asked by Laurel Creekian¿ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Verba volant, scripta manent-Spoken words fly away, written words remain

2007-02-22 22:21:24 · 13 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 22:21:14 · 6 answers · asked by warzer 1 in Music

2007-02-22 22:18:55 · 8 answers · asked by Lassie 2 in Television

wat r ur comments?

2007-02-22 22:18:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-22 22:16:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 22:15:51 · 10 answers · asked by Jyoti D 2 in Celebrities

Neither question I've posted today has gone up. This is getting really irritating.

2007-02-22 22:15:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys