A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his phone, dialled 999, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
2007-02-22 22:26:57 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
2007-02-22 22:27:08 · update #1
Now that`s funny!!
Loved it, really....... Here`s you`re *.
fabdabydozy (I know it`s wrong)
Tink x
2007-02-23 02:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I Couldn't help myself.
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food, " the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along, " the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well, " the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the
grass is almost a foot high!"
2007-02-22 22:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both this and Sick Puppy's merit 10/10.
2007-02-22 23:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got the rolex
2007-02-22 22:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by kronie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-02-22 23:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by michelle m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-22 23:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-02-22 23:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOL FUNNY FUNNY! 10/10
2007-02-22 22:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a good one
2007-02-22 22:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by grown n sexy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ddnt buy his arm,was just a gift
2007-02-22 22:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋