A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife:Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.
2007-02-18
15:55:31
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