What do you do? Also you have a salami and are drunk.
2007-02-18 16:02:04 · 21 answers · asked by Dobilas Z 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eat the salami and grab another beer...
2007-02-18 16:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 17:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw the salami & the @ the robber's foot, so my vicious hotsauce eating puppy can rip it off, while I wobbled my drunk naked *ss back into the house for my robe & a celebratory drink, before the cops arrive!
2007-02-18 16:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by beenabytch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No robber attempting to steal my puppy who saw me naked holding a salami wouldn't wonder what I've ever been doing to that poor animal. So if I were drunk, it would add to his nervousness. He'd just drop it and run away laughing.
If you've ever seen me naked, you'd laugh too.
2007-02-18 16:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by Antny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I walk outside, throw up on the robber, then attack him with the salami.
2007-02-18 16:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Distract him with my naked body while I throw my bottle of vodka at him, then club him over the head with the salami. Anything for my puppy!
2007-02-18 16:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give the salami to the pup, and puke into the eyes of the robber and steal his loot
2007-02-18 16:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by єЖтяα ¢яιѕρψ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slam that ******* robber down with salami in hand! If he ever hurt my puppy, i'd kill him
2007-02-18 16:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would beat the crap out of said robber..drunk or not I can save my puppy
2007-02-18 16:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd run outside and beat his a** with the salami
2007-02-18 16:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋