A man escapes from prison?

Question

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
wife:Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.

Answer 1

oh thts awesome. thx for the laugh

Answer 2

i admire that one. a guy is released from penal complex after serving 15 years. He places on the garments he replaced into donning on the day he replaced into despatched down and observed that there replaced right into a cost ticket for a pair of trainers he'd left on the cobblers previous to being jailed. He went to the cobblers shop and surpassed in the fee ticket, the cobbler looked at it and suggested; "they're going to be waiting next Friday!"

Answer 3

Hey, equal treatment under the law! He'll get what he deserves in the end.

Answer 4

Oldie, but brought a chuckle>>>lol

Answer 5

Nice.

Answer 6

OMG
that
was
sooo
damn
hilarious!!!
that
is
the
best
joke
i've
heard
since
like
EVER!!!!!!!
mahahaha
LOL

Answer 7

That is plain scary

Answer 8

That's great!

Answer 9

lol nice hahaha

Answer 10

Bwahahahaha, good one.