Entertainment & Music - 18 February 2007

2007-02-18 04:35:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?"

The third piggie says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"

2007-02-18 04:35:24 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

can u least every good movies u know like comedy and action movies
thanks

2007-02-18 04:35:00 · 7 answers · asked by Dharmik P 1 in Movies

Okay. What does it mean when you dream of your crush pushing you and screaming "hey move get out of my way" because you were standing in his way while you were talking to someone?

2007-02-18 04:34:22 · 3 answers · asked by Sumara 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:34:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

side saddle?

2007-02-18 04:33:37 · 14 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And i water'd it in fears,
Night and morning with my tears;
And i sunned it with smiles,
And decietful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Til it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine;
And he knew that it was mine.

And into my garden stole
When the night had veil'd the pole:
In the morning glad i see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

Many people fit the description of a poison tree?

2007-02-18 04:33:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-18 04:33:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:33:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that you can sa "I am sure of" right now?

2007-02-18 04:32:55 · 10 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:32:55 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Smiley 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to do a song over somebodys rap beat, but cant think of anyones i want to use so do you know any good ones? Also, list who they are by.

2007-02-18 04:32:38 · 3 answers · asked by Jamar 1 in Polls & Surveys

I never watched STNG much,never heard of the Borg until the motion picture where Picard and crew followed them back in time.I watched some of VOYAGER,(most of the first two seasons). I was just wondering,did the Federation finally figure out how to totally defeat the BORG,and how did they do it?

2007-02-18 04:32:28 · 1 answers · asked by keith s 4 in Television

2007-02-18 04:31:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will you be my friend? Please Please Please? I promise to be one of those friends who talk to you and stuff and I won't have you on my list just because I need to fill it up.

2007-02-18 04:31:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Before you all start reporting me, I AM NOT RACIST. I just want to know why, when a white guy attacks a black guy, it is considered to be a racial attack, but on the other foot it is not? I was mugged last year by a black youth, and it was never ever said that it was racial, but my neighbour had a fight with the same black youth was said to be racist?

Could someone please explain why this is so? (I live in the UK, so not too sure whether US is the same as this?) maybe let me know?

2007-02-18 04:31:24 · 15 answers · asked by littlekitty 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:31:12 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

Kinda random, but people think I'm stupid because I watch nick and disney...Avatar, Spongebob, etc... Anyone else out there who love cartoons as much as me?

2007-02-18 04:31:07 · 14 answers · asked by Captain Oblivious 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-18 04:31:03 · 16 answers · asked by Bina Berry 2 in Music

Cause your body is kicking!

OR not...

2007-02-18 04:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

Momma done told me that in that there big cities the women only want love for money.

2007-02-18 04:30:21 · 7 answers · asked by Let's Go Muddin' 1 in Polls & Surveys

give me your number and i'll follow that thing to the mall

2007-02-18 04:30:10 · 6 answers · asked by icestormy3 1 in Music

Okk i love the artists : Boys like Girls
Cartel
Motion City Soundtrack
Cute is what we aim for.
Do u know any other artists like them because im getting bored of listeing to them but i still LOVE THEM!! so please..any similar artists or artists with like the same genre. thankks<3

2007-02-18 04:29:49 · 10 answers · asked by luhb u much!! 4 in Music

1.Blue or Green Eyes?
2. Blonde, Brown, or Black Hair?
3.Christian, muslim, or atheist?
4. Which do you prefer man or women?
5. Are you a man or woman?
6. Which ethnicity do you prefer?
7. Short or Tall?
8.Skinny, Fat, or in between?
9.Smokes or doesn't Smoke?
10.Drinks or doesn't?
Thanx!!!!!!!!1

2007-02-18 04:29:36 · 33 answers · asked by ♥*Emily*♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

An eighty eight year old woman was being examined by her doctor. "Well", he said,"you have minitoxioitis but it is treatable". "I see," said the old lady. "Yes," said the doctor. "You will need sex three times a week." "Oh", she said a little bemused, "when will that be?" "On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays," said the doctor. "I think you had better tell my husband, he's in the waiting room," said the old lady. The doctor then tells her ninety year old husband that his wife's treatment is sex three times a week and when.
"I see," he said. "Well, I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday but on Friday she will have to come by herself on the bus."

2007-02-18 04:28:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-18 04:28:27 · 1 answers · asked by Roy M 1 in Celebrities

confrontation?

I'm a total wuss.

2007-02-18 04:28:26 · 1 answers · asked by Donna T 6 in Polls & Surveys

ready,willing and able to do right now?

2007-02-18 04:28:26 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:28:11 · 11 answers · asked by ♥mikey♥sept♥10♥ 1 in Music

My 11 year old loves acting dancing and singing. When he is on stage for anything he is so confident and laps it up.

He really wants to go into acting, but I haven't got a clue of where to start. I have done a search on www but it seems to be firms just wanting to take money and nothing else.

we are on a limited budget living in the west midlands.

Any advice would be much appreciated.

This is important to my son so anyone taking the micky will be reported for abuse

2007-02-18 04:27:59 · 7 answers · asked by barneysmommy 6 in Television