Entertainment & Music - 18 February 2007

she is very proud of her job, and so am i, but should she be proud of cutting the cheese all day long?

2007-02-18 04:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it short, it is funny, or at least i hope you think it is..

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's
amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.?
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,? "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

2007-02-18 04:42:51 · 6 answers · asked by gone 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I consider myself to be on the lower end of the intermediate skill level on the guitar. I recently purchased an Alvarez AD70SC acoustic-electric and would now like to find a nice amp in the $150 range; chorus would be nice to have, and I would really like CD inputs. Any suggestions? Thanks!

2007-02-18 04:42:51 · 5 answers · asked by Dee B 4 in Music

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his medical services. He was asked if he had health insurance.



He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."



The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."



The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"



He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."



The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."



The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

2007-02-18 04:42:36 · 5 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It goes like this na na na na........ na na naa na.......waheyhey and i dont know the rest or the song or it's name

2007-02-18 04:42:14 · 20 answers · asked by alanfgau 1 in Music

I think it is by Jay-Z. Here's a line "Show me whatcha got baby. Show me whatcha got baby." Then there is some saxophone music.

2007-02-18 04:41:41 · 9 answers · asked by Snowboarder91 3 in Music

or do you stay lost and ignore your GPS system?

2007-02-18 04:41:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:41:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-18 04:41:14 · 10 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:40:55 · 31 answers · asked by JaMaHo 2 in Polls & Surveys

The song is really old, but i still remember it. The type is Blink182 style, or Sum41- that kind of music. I can't remember anything other then these lyrics:

I don't wanna waste my time/ becoming another casulty/ in society/ i'll never fall in love"

That it! Its been stuck in my head for seriously 5 years! Any help would be awesome, because i'd love to listen to it again. Thanks in advance.

2007-02-18 04:40:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Ben and Zero are talking when Ben says, "Hey, Zero, if you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you a quarter." Zero then proceeds to tear the paper in half. Ben takes one of the halves, tears it in half, and gives it to Zero, saying, "Here's your quarter!"



Zero wanders off, saying how neat that is and wouldn't it be great to find someone else to pull this on.



He meets Tommy, and says, "If you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you 25 cents..."

2007-02-18 04:40:20 · 8 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What's your street address?
Where were you born?
What's your mothers maiden name?
Do you have any younger siblings?
What's your pet's name?
Do you have a job?
What's your job title?
What was your first job?
Are you married?
Are you single?
Are you dating?
How many times a month do you have sex?
Are you from out of country?
Do you have a green card?
Have you ever been anywhere out of the United States?
Are you even from the United States?
Do you know who the 23rd president of the United States was?
Do you speak any other languages?
What is your native language?
Do you know say please and spanish?
Do you like chips?
Have you ever gone horseback riding?
Do you enjoy speaking with strangers?
Do you look both ways before you cross the street?
Have you ever ran a red light?
Do you prefer walking over driving?
Do you have your drivers license?
Are you over the age of 16?
Do you have any kids?
What was or is your favorite subject in school?
Do you workout daily?

2007-02-18 04:39:20 · 25 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have some really jealous people in my family.... one aunt in particular likes to ride me about the one thing she thinks is wrong with me.... the fact that I'm not married yet. I'm still in my 20s and went to college and did some travelling, but all my cousin did (same age as me) was marry when she was 18 (pregnant at the time), divorced, then married her boss who is the same age as her father. She now has 2 kids, is married to a man that won't let her work (he wants a house wife to stay home and cook etc... very maschismo).

I would like to be married one day (mostly be in Love), but for now, it's hard to handle comments like... "we'll you have a degree, a good job, all you need now is a man!" or "next time, bring a boyfriend with you" or my favorite "so, when are you going to get married?"

2007-02-18 04:39:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The riff raff next door have broken into your house & stolen your all of the booze from your wine celler, the only course of action would be?

2007-02-18 04:39:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:39:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three blondes are walking in the woods.They came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looks closely and says:"Those are moose tracks.
The second blonde crouches down and examines the tracks."No,those are rabbit tracks,"she says.
The third blonde gets down on her hand and knees checking closely."You're both wrong she says.Those are tiger tracks.
They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found.They were argueing when th train hit them.

2007-02-18 04:38:32 · 2 answers · asked by Baby Girl R 2 in Jokes & Riddles

socks, shoes, slippers or bear foot

2007-02-18 04:38:29 · 9 answers · asked by Hi, how the heck r ya? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-18 04:38:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My fav is Goodfellas

2007-02-18 04:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by Steve 2 in Movies

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only a pair of pants made out of plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Clearly, I can see you're nuts!"

2007-02-18 04:37:58 · 11 answers · asked by J and MJ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

.::please answer these questions::.

wanna play da stupid test...(guess what, no choice!)


1.what color is your shirt...(answer...)

2.What color is the sky...(answer)

3. What color is the ground...(answer)

4. what color is your hair right now...(answer)

5. Are you playing the stupid test right now?...(answer)


6. How many "F's" are in this sentence?

(OFTEN, FISH FIND FOOD AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF SWIMMING THE CHANNEL OF RALPH.)

7. what is your name

8. how old are you

9. boy or gal


10.How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?

Final Q.- Now without looking what is the first question I asked you

(10 points to the FIRST person who gets this q. RIGHT!!)

2007-02-18 04:37:22 · 10 answers · asked by ktluvaxx♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Like Boyz In Da Hood Dat Sorta Thangs...

2007-02-18 04:36:45 · 4 answers · asked by Brown Power 1 in Movies

Heard it in Prison Break.

2007-02-18 04:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-18 04:36:36 · 24 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Cameron-http://www.santabanta.com/wallpapers/gallery.asp?catname=Cameron%20Diaz

Bipasha-http://www.santabanta.com/wallpapers/gallery.asp?catname=Bipasha%20Basu

2007-02-18 04:36:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

"If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastis teacher.after a long silence,one freshmanrose to his feet.
"Now then mister,why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well,actually I don't,"said the student,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself

2007-02-18 04:36:27 · 7 answers · asked by Baby Girl R 2 in Jokes & Riddles

News flash Britney to sell her locks on Ebay how much do you think the hair will sell for??? Also, I am positive that it is not lice tainted as it is against ebay policy to sell critters................... Hee!!! Hee!!! Some say she is Spaced out...............Hee!!! Hee!!!............No not NASA..............Hee!!! Hee!!!

2007-02-18 04:36:23 · 11 answers · asked by 5-Stars 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hint: she used to have reoccuring on screen roles in both the original series
and Next Generation

2007-02-18 04:36:03 · 6 answers · asked by percsdisco 4 in Television

... air that you miss?

2007-02-18 04:35:57 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys