An eighty eight year old woman was being examined by her doctor. "Well", he said,"you have minitoxioitis but it is treatable". "I see," said the old lady. "Yes," said the doctor. "You will need sex three times a week." "Oh", she said a little bemused, "when will that be?" "On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays," said the doctor. "I think you had better tell my husband, he's in the waiting room," said the old lady. The doctor then tells her ninety year old husband that his wife's treatment is sex three times a week and when.
"I see," he said. "Well, I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday but on Friday she will have to come by herself on the bus."
2007-02-18
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