Anna Nicole Smith's 2006 Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....labias won't fit in the printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Tried to mind my own business.... but I had no mind and no business.
September - A personal ad asked for a golden retriever.... i replied thinking they meant a smart blonde.
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - I burned my ear... the phone rang while I was ironing.
January 2007 - I change my baby's diapers every month.... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
February 2007 - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
2007-02-16
10:20:53
·
11 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles