A farmer is milking his cow when he hears the cow go "Quack!". He looks up at the cow and says "did you just Quack?" The cow again goes "Quack!". The farmer says "Hey, you are not a duck, you are a cow, cows go Moo, not quack!" the cow again goes "Quack!"
Farmer: "Moo!"
Cow: "Quack!"
Farmer: "Moo!"
Cow: "Quack!"
Farmer: "ARE YOU FREAKING MESSING WITH ME COW?!!"
ENDINGS:
1. Cow: "Oink!"
2. Cow: "Moo me?"
3. Cow: "Yeah, sorry"
4. After no reply the farmer stares quizically at the cow, and after a few moments, curiously says, "Quack?"
Cow: "Moo"
5. After no reply the farmer stares quizically at the cow, and after a few moments, curiously says, "Quack?"
Cow: "Oink!"
6. Cow: "No, but the duck behind me is"
2007-02-15
09:27:55
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