A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is her first time meeting the family and she's very nervous.
They all sit down and start to eat. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the broccoli casserole. The build-up of wind makes her eyes water. Left with no choice, she lets out a dainty little fart.
Hearing it, her boyfriend's father looks over at the family dog snoozing at the woman's feet and sternly says, "Rover!"
The woman smiles in relief.
A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn't hesitate, and lets rip a much louder and longer fart.
The father again looks at the dog and yells, "Damn it Rover!!!"
Again the woman smiles in relief.
A few minutes later, the woman has to fart once more. This time she doesn't even think about it, and lets rip with a fart that would rival a foghorn.
The father looks at the dog in disgust and yells, "Damn it, Rover,
get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"
2007-02-15
09:17:19
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