A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is her first time meeting the family and she's very nervous.
They all sit down and start to eat. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the broccoli casserole. The build-up of wind makes her eyes water. Left with no choice, she lets out a dainty little fart.
Hearing it, her boyfriend's father looks over at the family dog snoozing at the woman's feet and sternly says, "Rover!"
The woman smiles in relief.
A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn't hesitate, and lets rip a much louder and longer fart.
The father again looks at the dog and yells, "Damn it Rover!!!"
Again the woman smiles in relief.
A few minutes later, the woman has to fart once more. This time she doesn't even think about it, and lets rip with a fart that would rival a foghorn.
The father looks at the dog in disgust and yells, "Damn it, Rover,
get away from her before she sh*ts on you!"
2007-02-15 09:17:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How embarrassing fidgety.!
A flatulent actress named Barton
Led a life exceedingly spartan,
Till a playwright one day
Wrote a well received play
With a part for Barton to fart in.
Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can appreciate them too.
2007-02-15 11:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good didn't see it coming. LOL
Hears one in return.
A very inexperienced hillbilly goes to Vegas and ends up in a whore house.
What can I do for you , Says one of the girls.
Well I'd like to try some thing different , says the hick.
Have you ever done 69 ?, says the girl.
Well no ,, says the hick. so they go up to a room and she mounts him.
He is enjoying himself when she lets a little fart slip out,
he pauses,, then continues.
A few minuets later she lets another one slip.
He pauses,, then pushes her off, gets up and starts getting dressed.
Where are you going ,, says the girl.
Well mam i"m sorry but
I don"t think I can take 67 more of those.
2007-02-16 09:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great
2007-02-16 01:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha .....best joke for ages !!
2007-02-16 10:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋