A farmer is milking his cow when he hears the cow go "Quack!". He looks up at the cow and says "did you just Quack?" The cow again goes "Quack!". The farmer says "Hey, you are not a duck, you are a cow, cows go Moo, not quack!" the cow again goes "Quack!"
Farmer: "Moo!"
Cow: "Quack!"
Farmer: "Moo!"
Cow: "Quack!"
Farmer: "ARE YOU FREAKING MESSING WITH ME COW?!!"
ENDINGS:
1. Cow: "Oink!"
2. Cow: "Moo me?"
3. Cow: "Yeah, sorry"
4. After no reply the farmer stares quizically at the cow, and after a few moments, curiously says, "Quack?"
Cow: "Moo"
5. After no reply the farmer stares quizically at the cow, and after a few moments, curiously says, "Quack?"
Cow: "Oink!"
6. Cow: "No, but the duck behind me is"
2007-02-15 09:27:55 · 21 answers · asked by Ray of Freaking Sunshine! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honestly, I really like Number 4. It got a good laugh out of me. And don't pay attention to the people who are saying rude things. At least you have a sense of humor.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-15 09:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by lyndsay817 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-02-15 18:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by it's me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #6
2007-02-15 17:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by wildrose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #2
2007-02-15 17:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Youve been talking to the wrong end of your cow.
2007-02-15 17:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. Cow: "No, but the duck behind me is"
2007-02-15 17:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pamela M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. Cow: "No, but the duck behind me is"
2007-02-15 17:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by ferrariman610 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
numero 6
2007-02-15 18:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the farmers wife makes hamburgers
2007-02-15 18:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oink!
2007-02-15 17:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by Nessie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋