Entertainment & Music - 14 February 2007

Bob, Jim and Phillip tragically die on Christmas day whilst on a plane, and subsequently float up to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven God appears and confronts them.
He explains that only the good and noble may enter, so he decides to test each of the men to see if they are worthy enough.

He turns towards Bob and tells him, 'In order to enter you must pass a small test', 'If you have something on you that reminds me of Christmas - you shall enter!'
Bob fumbles around inside his pockets and pulls out a flashlight, 'Its a candle!'.
God lets Bob enter.

He asks the same question to Jim, who also searches his pockets and reveals numerous keys attached to a key chain, he shakes them and says, 'They are bells!'.
God lets Jim enter.

He finally turns to Phillip and asks exactly the same question, he too searches his pockets, he finally pulls out a thong and states, 'They are Carols!'

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I heard it on the radio! XD

2007-02-14 16:11:25 · 12 answers · asked by teh_rudd 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Well I wont blame him he's better off where ever he is rather than with that discussing foul mouthed pig Joan. They should send her to Iraq and hang her with the same rope they used on Sudam.

2007-02-14 16:11:20 · 7 answers · asked by bartman62707 1 in Television

Unique up on it. Ok how do you catch a unique wild pusssy? Tam way, unique up on it. Will you kindly and gently grade the humor?

2007-02-14 16:11:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok everyone. I KNOW the Anna Nicole story has been beat to death already but I was wondering............ Who's gonna get custody of Sugar Pie????

2007-02-14 16:11:10 · 11 answers · asked by VocalistGirl 3 in Celebrities

Hey thanks taking the time to read this. I just need to know if there are any good guitar books out there that focuses on shredding. I want to learn how to shred like a *****. So far I shred sloppy and slow and I've been trying to teach myself how to shred for a couple of months with little to no progress. I tried going to forums but they can't elaborate what they're trying to say. Thanks. Peace.

2007-02-14 16:10:26 · 1 answers · asked by Lorenzo! 1 in Music

Mine is my house...! What is yours?

2007-02-14 16:10:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we've been broken up since June(I left him) but we've been spending lots of time together and now I'm questioning why I left him.I thought I was over him until 2 weeks ago and now I find myself still loving him maybe even more then I did before,we have a daughter together.I don't know what I should do...Go back and make things work or continue to try and move on without him? Any serious advice would be helpful.

2007-02-14 16:10:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's the most romantic song I have ever heard. Whenever I hear it on the radio I just melt. The lyrics-
To really love a woman, to understand her, you gotta know her deep inside...................so tell me have you ever really, really really ever loved a woman.
what's the name of this song and who is the artist?

2007-02-14 16:10:01 · 3 answers · asked by jess l 5 in Music

2007-02-14 16:09:53 · 6 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:09:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:09:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, wouldn't it be funny to be on the phone with your friends and say "it's the BOMB" and then follow with the most insanely ridiculous conversation about food or shopping or who's dating who? That way whoever tapped in and got ready to take down some names would have to listen while you dished the dirt.

2007-02-14 16:08:55 · 6 answers · asked by Someone who cares 4 in Polls & Surveys

how come the last actor or actresses name to appear always has "AS (their character)" but they don't do that for any other names??
just curious and always have been....

2007-02-14 16:08:54 · 4 answers · asked by eMteMind 4 in Television

With all the banning of zero size models due to being unhealthy role models shouldn't we clamp down on rock stars. Alcohol kills more people than anorexia or bulimia so shouldn't we stop role models from drinking?

2007-02-14 16:07:20 · 26 answers · asked by SR13 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:07:13 · 7 answers · asked by skeeet 2 in Music

2007-02-14 16:06:41 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:06:37 · 9 answers · asked by J 2 in Music

2007-02-14 16:06:32 · 21 answers · asked by thelement_99 2 in Comics & Animation

...dont be shy...

2007-02-14 16:06:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:06:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've told my husband, my mother, and my niece.

2007-02-14 16:06:13 · 23 answers · asked by pinkcasperartweety 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:06:06 · 10 answers · asked by finfan 2 in Music

It won't happen again, really. . .

2007-02-14 16:05:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the New Millennium, I think Beyonce Knowles is the prettiest woman in the media, and believe she is more beautiful than Diana Ross. I'm also a girl who is not jealous or envious like other women who scrutinize her beauty and talent.
I believe that she is the next Marilyn Monroe.
Do any of you think so?
Please comment.

2007-02-14 16:04:59 · 16 answers · asked by Agent319.007 6 in Celebrities

Inquiring minds wanna know......

2007-02-14 16:04:50 · 20 answers · asked by Aimee 3 in Polls & Surveys

How lame! Some girl asked for a great Valentine's Day Starbuck's drink. I told her the Strawberries 'n Creme because it perfectly fits the theme. She completely took my advice, but I was snubbed for best answer to some guy that gave her mushy lines. Something like "It doesn't matter what kind of drink you have. As long as you're with that special someone."
......that wasn't the question she asked, so why does he get BEST!? People need to study the criteria of this thing and give points based on answers that best answer the questions me thinks *nods*
What do you think?

2007-02-14 16:04:35 · 5 answers · asked by la_bella17 2 in Polls & Surveys

it wasnt real long ago like 20001999 maybe

2007-02-14 16:04:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Did you find new love?

2007-02-14 16:04:12 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 16:03:42 · 10 answers · asked by pinkcasperartweety 6 in Polls & Surveys

into all that dieting and going to the gym 5 days a week to lose weight and stay in shape. Or do you do it the old fashion way, wrestling bears and go hunting into the jungle with your bow and arrow?

2007-02-14 16:02:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys