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2007-02-14 16:09:53 · 6 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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A few weeks ago I had my nieces b day party at my house. There was tons of balloons and I thought the kids had popped them all. Later that night I was doing some work on the computer, and I kept hearing a scratching noise coming from behind me. When I turned my head to see what it was I saw something jump off my TV stand out of the corner of my eye. Of course I freaked out and woke up my husband to get the mouse I swore I saw, so he came out and was lookin for it to take it outside, but never found it. After my heater turned on, I heard the noise again so he looked in the back of the TV again, and he found a balloon that was moving up the wall and bouncing off the back of my TV stand because of the heat and it made the scratching sound! I felt so stupid because I went into details about how big the mouse was and that it might try n bite me and it turned out to be a stupid balloon. Now he teases me asking if I have seen the huge hairy snapping mouse.

2007-02-14 16:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by sneekygirl69 2 · 0 0

Well I was at a stop sign and the crossing guard wasn't paying attention to the kids that just got out of school....so i saw about three 6 year olds fall down an open pot hole. Luckily they were fine!

2007-02-14 16:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I got an obscene call on 9-1-1. Some idiot called 9-1-1 and asked me if I was naked. Ri-i-i-ight!

2007-02-14 16:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by How do I delete this? 2 · 0 0

I forgot how to spell my name

2007-02-14 16:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i jacked off a frog

2007-02-14 16:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kyle C 4 · 1 0

my clone ?

2007-02-14 16:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

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