Two women are playing golf.
After hitting par on the first hole, they make their way to the second. Suddenly they hear a cry of 'Fore!", and one of the women gets hit on the head by a ball and collapses.
The second woman runs back to the clubhouse to get help.
She cries, "My friend has been hit with a ball. Can someone come and look?"
The nearest bloke says, "Sure, where was she hit?"
"Between the first and second holes."
"Well, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster." :
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Some chavs are driving through Wales.
As they approach Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they start arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
The row continues till lunchtime.
As they stand at the counter of the local restaurant, one chav says to the blonde serving girl, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"
The blonde leans over the counter and says, "Burrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrr Kiiiing." :
2007-02-11
09:55:09
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