Two women are playing golf.
After hitting par on the first hole, they make their way to the second. Suddenly they hear a cry of 'Fore!", and one of the women gets hit on the head by a ball and collapses.
The second woman runs back to the clubhouse to get help.
She cries, "My friend has been hit with a ball. Can someone come and look?"
The nearest bloke says, "Sure, where was she hit?"
"Between the first and second holes."
"Well, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster." :
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Some chavs are driving through Wales.
As they approach Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they start arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
The row continues till lunchtime.
As they stand at the counter of the local restaurant, one chav says to the blonde serving girl, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"
The blonde leans over the counter and says, "Burrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrr Kiiiing." :
2007-02-11 09:55:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
KL - try prunes :)
2007-02-11 10:32:27 · update #1
GOOD ONE
2007-02-11 10:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by MR VALENTINE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 23:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by pomar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second joke.
2007-02-11 09:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow.... the 1st one i've never heard b4.. funny tho... the 2nd 1 is kinda old tho
2007-02-11 09:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by Doz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe... Love a giggle...! lol
xx
2007-02-11 09:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the terrible thing with the last one it could happen,
2007-02-11 11:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by alex w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD.
You win a gold star.
2007-02-11 09:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaahahahhahaahahahaa, LOVE the second one, nearly spit my coffee out!!
Nice one! :-)
2007-02-11 09:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol
2007-02-11 09:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha ha!!! lol
the 1st is very funny
2007-02-11 09:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that was funny... i liked the second one best
2007-02-11 09:59:13 · answer #11 · answered by co 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋