Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac and George Bush are set to face a firing squad in Central American.
Blair is the first one placed against the wall, but he has a cunning plan.
Just before the order to shoot is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad looks round in a panic, while Blair vaults over the wall and escapes.
Chirac is the second one placed against the wall.
The squad is reassembled, but Chirac has been inspired by Blair's getaway.
So before the order to shoot is given, Chirac yells, "Tornado!"
Again the squad is distracted, and Chirac escapes over the wall.
Finally, Bush is placed against the wall.
He thinks, "I see the pattern here. You just scream out something to alarm everyone, then hop over the wall."
So the rifles are raised in his direction....Bush grins from ear to ear and yells......... "Fire!"
2007-02-11
10:54:54
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