A bloke holds a party where his guests are asked to dress as different emotions...
The first guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a bloke covered in green paint with the letters 'N' and 'V' painted on his chest.
He says "What emotion have you come as?"
The bloke says, "I'm green with envy."
A few minutes later, the next guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped aroung her privates.
The host says, "What emotion are you?"
She says, "I'm tickled pink."
A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings for the third time and the man opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick :)
standing there stark naked, one with his d**k stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his d**k stuck in a pear.
Shocked, the host says, "What emotions are these supposed to be?"
Paddy says, "Well, I'm f**kin discustard and Mick has just come in despair."
2007-02-11
11:05:35
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