A bloke holds a party where his guests are asked to dress as different emotions...
The first guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a bloke covered in green paint with the letters 'N' and 'V' painted on his chest.
He says "What emotion have you come as?"
The bloke says, "I'm green with envy."
A few minutes later, the next guest arrives. The host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped aroung her privates.
The host says, "What emotion are you?"
She says, "I'm tickled pink."
A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings for the third time and the man opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick :)
standing there stark naked, one with his d**k stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his d**k stuck in a pear.
Shocked, the host says, "What emotions are these supposed to be?"
Paddy says, "Well, I'm f**kin discustard and Mick has just come in despair."
2007-02-11 11:05:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety you have got me all emotional now!
I'm coming as myself with B and B on the cheeks of my ar-e (Sorry bottom)
2007-02-11 11:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Excellent
2007-02-11 20:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-02-11 12:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought that was really great. I read it three times before I finally left here. So thank you, I really needed a laugh!
2007-02-11 12:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by mouse 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
xcelent one !!!!
where on earth did u heard it?
well, for me 1st time joke and its fresh and a good laugh too!
keep sending them.
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2007-02-11 17:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha. Pretty funny but naughty.
2007-02-11 11:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL
10/10
Good joke funny lady
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 12:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Genuinely made me LOL... and now my mom wants to know what made me laugh, aargh! HELP!!!
2007-02-11 16:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-11 17:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame but funny
2007-02-11 14:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋