Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac and George Bush are set to face a firing squad in Central American.
Blair is the first one placed against the wall, but he has a cunning plan.
Just before the order to shoot is given, he yells, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad looks round in a panic, while Blair vaults over the wall and escapes.
Chirac is the second one placed against the wall.
The squad is reassembled, but Chirac has been inspired by Blair's getaway.
So before the order to shoot is given, Chirac yells, "Tornado!"
Again the squad is distracted, and Chirac escapes over the wall.
Finally, Bush is placed against the wall.
He thinks, "I see the pattern here. You just scream out something to alarm everyone, then hop over the wall."
So the rifles are raised in his direction....Bush grins from ear to ear and yells......... "Fire!"
2007-02-11 10:54:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'V3NDETTA' - you're in the jokes section. Typical American - can't laugh at themselves..lighten up.
2007-02-11 12:47:48 · update #1
wow thats one of the oldest jokes but its usually with a burnette, red head and blonde. stupid to put george bush in there. he might not be doing the best job but how well could you do when our country has been attacked by terrorist and at war just in the past 6 years? i have respect for the man. yet another reason that yahoo should have kept the thumbs down button....
2007-02-11 12:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 8⤋
It has been proven beyond any doubt, that Iraq leadership was FINANCING terrorism through their oil profits. Some traced to Ben Laden and other terrorist organizations. Any Country that supports the killing of citizens, even in their own territories, as Iraq did, surely was part of the picture of terror. During any of our world wars, a nation would declare war on any they found supporting their enemy! In our day and age, it is surely some Muslims who suggest that anyone that is not of their faith should die. There is also evidence that Iran is and has been supporting terrorism through finances and even some Liberals suggested taking care of that situation! That is shocking as most Liberals are against any Republican President on any war issue! They make all a play for a vote and for politics no matter if the Nation or our people will suffer for it. We could suggest that they are not even American for some! So we cannot call Bush a terrorists when he is trying to stop it.. We must remember, it is worldwide and many Countries have suffered from murders and kidnappings from these animals...Earl
2016-05-23 22:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one fidgety.
What do you call something that is 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole?
Tony Blair,Chirac or Bush 's TIE.
2007-02-11 11:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 12:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bush
2007-02-11 11:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kendall D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I have to share this one!
2007-02-11 11:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Margaret K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2007-02-11 12:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by RIVER 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-02-11 10:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
laugh choke pee! laugh choke pee!
I'm too old for these.
2007-02-11 11:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by LucySD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very cute.
2007-02-11 11:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋