Bloke moves into new flat&goes to the lobby to put his name on the group letterbox.
Whilst there an attractive young woman comes out of flat next to the letterboxes wearing only a dressing-gown.
Bloke smiles at the woman&she strikes up a conversation with him.As they talk,her dressing-down slips open&it's obvious she's got nothing on underneath.
Poor bloke breaks into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes the woman places her hand on his arm &says"Let's go in my flat I hear someone coming."
He follows her into the flat&after she closes the door she leans against it allowing her dressing-gown to fall completely.
Completely naked,she purrs,"What would you say is the best part of my body?"
Blushing,the bloke says"It's got to be your ears."
Astounded,the woman says,"My ears?Look at my skin-no spots or scars.Why the hell would you say my ears are the best part of my body?
Bloke says"You know outside when you said you heard someone coming?That was me."
2007-02-11
11:57:39
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