Bloke moves into new flat&goes to the lobby to put his name on the group letterbox.
Whilst there an attractive young woman comes out of flat next to the letterboxes wearing only a dressing-gown.
Bloke smiles at the woman&she strikes up a conversation with him.As they talk,her dressing-down slips open&it's obvious she's got nothing on underneath.
Poor bloke breaks into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes the woman places her hand on his arm &says"Let's go in my flat I hear someone coming."
He follows her into the flat&after she closes the door she leans against it allowing her dressing-gown to fall completely.
Completely naked,she purrs,"What would you say is the best part of my body?"
Blushing,the bloke says"It's got to be your ears."
Astounded,the woman says,"My ears?Look at my skin-no spots or scars.Why the hell would you say my ears are the best part of my body?
Bloke says"You know outside when you said you heard someone coming?That was me."
2007-02-11 11:57:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Goodnight to you Gunners - I shall return :)
2007-02-11 12:04:26 · update #1
I got a violation notice from the yahoo answers team for a lot less than that. Content of an adult nature they called it. Bloody charming.
2007-02-11 12:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by claret 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you snow baby. i've got had an exceedingly depressing and cr@ppy week. And at present truly s$cked. You made me experience extra acceptable with your jokes at present. a number of your jokes are previous (yet so am I!) some are somewhat "risquee", and a few are somewhat stupid.... yet they're badly mandatory! save making the worldwide a extra acceptable place pal. we prefer each and each of the humor we are able to get! save on trucking..........
2016-09-28 23:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by heusel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats awsome
2007-02-11 12:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh
2007-02-11 12:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Krayden 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a really good joke. I'll give you a 10.
2007-02-11 12:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
How about givin' some comfort and solace to us exiled Evertonians? Never mind those gooners, we need you more.
Keep smilin'
2007-02-11 12:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodnight fidgety.I am quite overcome with all these jokes!
I am going to bed laughing.
2007-02-11 12:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-02-11 17:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hope you don't get in trouble for this like claret said. I thought it was hilarious.
2007-02-11 12:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i m looking forward to see you!
the joke was good
good night sweet dreams
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2007-02-11 17:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋