2007-02-11 12:00:40 · 14 answers · asked by belle l 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah that's a cute little rhyme..thanks for the lol on the wrong way of spelling and such lol j/k
2007-02-11 12:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by myangel_101211 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-02-11 20:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Malia Y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2007-02-11 20:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by Babyred 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it wouldnt chuck that much cause a woodchuck makes it very hard to chuck wood when its confusing like i am now, lol
2007-02-11 20:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could before it got shot for eating the firewood or the cat got it.
2007-02-11 20:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by it's me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could wood
2007-02-11 20:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As much would as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I like actually having an answer for when someone asks that.
2007-02-11 20:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Nick R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the real answer is if a woodchuck acually could chuck wood than in his lifetime he would chuck about 300 pounds of wood!
2007-02-12 14:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
umm...2 trees worth of wood probably
idk
do i care..maybe
2007-02-11 20:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by mcluver_8 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on his mood and work ethic, plus duration of work and wood available. They seem pretty lazy and lethargic to me, so I would not bet on them getting anything done, and would go so far as to say they would get canned after a short time. "How much unemployment could a woodchuck draw if a woodchuck could draw unemployment?"
2007-02-11 20:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
7 medium sized logs per hour.
i dont know lol
woodchucks do chuck a crapload of wood, but none have actually been seen chucking wood. personally, i think it's a conspiracy with an alien race, toaster ovens, and baking soda.
2007-02-11 20:40:48 · answer #11 · answered by DarkAardvark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋