Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, fo good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines
24 hours in a day .... 24 beers in a case...... coincidence??
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
2007-02-11
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