Entertainment & Music - 11 February 2007

over all unnecessary ??

2007-02-11 02:28:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They are coming out within a week of one another who are you going to see an if you could ony see one which one would it be I,m for the simpsons all the way even if harry potter is great to i mean why would any body go up against the simpsons

2007-02-11 02:27:27 · 12 answers · asked by mriee 3 in Movies

2007-02-11 02:27:26 · 7 answers · asked by Havana Brown 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me:-

1. Spitting
2. Tattoos
3. Agressiveness
4. Arrogance
5. Vanity

2007-02-11 02:27:04 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 02:26:50 · 18 answers · asked by Christopher C 2 in Polls & Surveys

A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day
promptly at 08:00.

The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's
door and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly
line is banking up fast.

The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the assembly line is so banked up, that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and
approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but no think you misunderstood the instructions I
gave you yesterday".

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

2007-02-11 02:26:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who will u cast as lead?
what will be the topic of the movie?
and the tital is?


mine will be:-

george cloony oppsite kate winslet
russel crown oppsite julia roberts

topic is drama

movie name will be:-

" same life 200 miles away!"


what do u think? if u like my idea then a star plz. and do tell me ur ideas.

2007-02-11 02:26:27 · 7 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Movies

How would anyone find out?

2007-02-11 02:26:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and
suddenly the baby camel asked ....
Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.
Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mther: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert,You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.
Bby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.
Mther: son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes From the desrt sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride....
Bby: I see. the hmp is to store watr when we are in the desrt the legs are for walking thru the desrt and so on with other things than what the hell are we doing here

2007-02-11 02:26:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-11 02:25:43 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what do you like better....

2007-02-11 02:25:14 · 7 answers · asked by Triton 3 in Polls & Surveys

and if so do you like it. I do that is how i met Smutty

2007-02-11 02:24:43 · 24 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 02:23:34 · 24 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

i couldnt find it anywhere

2007-02-11 02:23:27 · 2 answers · asked by munkiluvrmp 2 in Celebrities

i want mileys autograph but i do not know her e mail adress does anyone know her email adress and you better not lie thanks.

2007-02-11 02:23:25 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ rock~n~roll♥ 2 in Celebrities

give him three shovels and tel him to take his pick....

You think Irish are dumb scotch finger biscuits..

sorry

2007-02-11 02:23:08 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a new video 80G i-pod and I would love to put some of my DVD's on it. how do I do this?

2007-02-11 02:22:43 · 5 answers · asked by J W 1 in Movies

2007-02-11 02:22:30 · 5 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

And also the previous band "Shabutie"....

2007-02-11 02:22:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-11 02:22:29 · 15 answers · asked by IndianaHoosier 5 in Comics & Animation

3 Celebrities to carpool with on a very long journey who would they be and why?

For me I would have to say:

1. Steve Martin for the humor
2. Jon Bon Jovi for the music
3. Gary Rhodes the TV chef for supplying the food.

2007-02-11 02:22:26 · 20 answers · asked by lollipoppett2005 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am a long time watcher of the show, current and reruns, but no one I talk to seems to have ever seen this episode. Most people think that I am making it up. I have searched the COPS website, official and unofficial. I have queried those websites, no answers yet. I have tried to contact the producers. No luck there. I am starting to doubt myself that I have ever seen this, yet I am haunted by the image. Am I dreaming?

2007-02-11 02:22:15 · 5 answers · asked by tornticket 1 in Television

It doesn't matter if I have seen them. I would be happy if you could tell me a classic film and what's it about. CHEERS!!!

2007-02-11 02:21:49 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Movies

2007-02-11 02:21:32 · 5 answers · asked by Shirley B 1 in Music

They have the most wonderful concoction called Road Kill, that is to die for.(no pun intended.)

2007-02-11 02:21:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 02:20:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

like (Dead or alive-Resident Evil-Silant hell)

2007-02-11 02:20:19 · 2 answers · asked by obada j 1 in Movies

I need a website that will have a list of all the movies in the 1920's to the 1980's

2007-02-11 02:20:05 · 3 answers · asked by mysunshinegirl 1 in Movies

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What ' s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It ' s not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What ' s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What ' s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don ' t have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don ' t have balls to scratch!

2007-02-11 02:19:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Coffee is mine= Is that a vice???

2007-02-11 02:19:35 · 17 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Polls & Surveys