Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What ' s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It ' s not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What ' s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What ' s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don ' t have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don ' t have balls to scratch!
2007-02-11 02:19:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Good ones. Don't take any notice of the spoil sports, this is a site for jokes and of course you are going to get sexy,sexist, racist, religious and adult jokes, but they are only JOKES. If people don't like it then they shouldn't read it or allow kids to read it.
Keep 'em comin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-11 02:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
good ones mrs muffit dont know about the scratching one seen some women that makes me wonder if they have balls 10/10
2007-02-11 04:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - they're great. I don't get many jokes - my boyfriend apparently saves the lame jokes for me. I'm not having a dig at the jokes - I think they're fab!!!!
Boyfriend still isn't impressed with me laughing tho - oopps lol
2007-02-11 04:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I like the hillbilly one the best,I'm printing this out now,thanks for the laugh.
2007-02-11 02:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by EM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the last 2 are funny
2007-02-11 05:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by BEN S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine "bicorn" aka "****** hat curve" is slightly dazzling. No rationalization needed. The "dogs bone structure" (an hourglass with rounded ends) is accessible in an in intensity 2d for me.
2016-11-27 00:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! GREAT!!!10/10
2007-02-11 02:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
purple or pink?....i liked the rest esp the traction one, now i know
2007-02-11 02:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still Laughing.!!!
2007-02-11 03:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya they r really funny, the last 1 esp.
2007-02-11 05:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋