Entertainment & Music - 10 February 2007

It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbours about it. Some months later, a neighbour approaches the man as he tends the garden.

Neighbour asks, "Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?"

Ed replies, "Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?

Neighbour says, "You mean a rose?"

Ed replies, "Yeah, that's it!...(shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was that memory course instructor's name?

2007-02-10 09:41:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-10 09:41:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I know this is a bit vague, but here goes.
It is an eighties type song and some of the lyrics go "all this peace and understanding.............. " Then it goes on to sing "ooreli ooreli ooreli ooreli ooreli ooreli ay" The people in the music vid are wearing american stars and stripes type costumes and they dance with their arms outstretched going up and down. The statue of Liberty also features in it.
Any clues please?

2007-02-10 09:40:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I thought it was hilarious but a bit worrying. Anyone else agree???

2007-02-10 09:40:39 · 14 answers · asked by Fla Fla 2 in Movies

He sure is something isnt he. Non of your Orlando, Chad, Justin can compare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piu52yeog...
He is the guy playing the sax.

2007-02-10 09:38:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anybody seen the for cupid chokehold both version the official one is the one they show on mtv . well do you like it

2007-02-10 09:38:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

2007-02-10 09:38:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-10 09:38:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the T V ad as if it's a pleasure to be in debt?

2007-02-10 09:38:14 · 15 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-10 09:37:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

im lookig for the lyrics for that song and its a rap song by crime mob

2007-02-10 09:37:57 · 3 answers · asked by ♥rissa♥ 1 in Music

2007-02-10 09:37:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mines:
My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates,
You never know know what yerr gonna get.

--Forest Gump.

2007-02-10 09:37:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said?

2007-02-10 09:37:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And don't say "nothing"

2007-02-10 09:37:19 · 39 answers · asked by NICOLE 3 in Polls & Surveys

1. Dream come true
2. O M G
3. Do you love me
4. Heart on my sleeve.
5. A glimpse
6. Forbidden fruit

2007-02-10 09:37:01 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

where can i watch all the episodes of inuyasha besides , google , yahoo,especially youtube, everyone always says to go to youtube but they dont have anything so i need to find somewhere i can watch them that will actually work .

2007-02-10 09:36:36 · 3 answers · asked by mcmahon 2 in Comics & Animation

...unlike us superficial men, why won't the sexy (hot, pretty, etc...) looking ones settle for a not so attractive looking guy that will love her for ever, instead of a GQ cover type that may be an arrogant, jerk because he knows he's hot. Could it be that both sexes are equally vain?

I'm not bashing women. This is only an observaion of my experience. I am peacefuly inquiring about this. And because I'm asking it doesn't mean I'm selling myself [or other men] short. Feel free to elaborate. Thank you. :)

2007-02-10 09:36:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-10 09:34:37 · 16 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

As for me : *Waiting on the world To change* By : - John Mayer -
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Thanks, for answering in advance!;)

*Have a beautiful weekend* .. ;D

Take care!

2007-02-10 09:34:37 · 25 answers · asked by Kimberly 6 in Polls & Surveys

You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.

2007-02-10 09:34:00 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-10 09:33:54 · 13 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

and how many drunk shall take a p iss on this tree and if u devided the population of argintina with mexico will that make u want to buy a sheep that can swim the english channel with one flip flop and a guy named sid who wants 13 pounds of tuna and my mother always say i should rob a bank for 3 irish non round yandas but if u take away the honour of a mission and leave a egg in the moor pond of hate it could be classed as what

2007-02-10 09:33:41 · 6 answers · asked by islandofmudo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

why am i so stupid

2007-02-10 09:32:41 · 2 answers · asked by laura r 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-10 09:32:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would you pick?

2007-02-10 09:31:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you mostly rely on your cell phone now?

2007-02-10 09:31:48 · 26 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Polls & Surveys

If a tailor and a goose were on top of the Parliament Buildings what would be the quickest way for the tailor to get down?

2007-02-10 09:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by Rickey W 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Except for the Mad Max and Planet of the Apes series, The Omega Man, and Waterworld...seen all of those.

2007-02-10 09:31:20 · 6 answers · asked by dardekkis 4 in Movies

Little Johnny joke?
The Teacher, much to her dismay, has to teach her third grade some of the principals of life.
Eventually, she came to the word "urinate".
"OK class, can anyone give me a sentence with the word urinate in it?" she asks.
The only kid with his hand up is Little Johnny.
Against her better wishes, she asks, "OK, Johnny, go ahead."
Little Johnny stands and says, "Miss, I think you're an eight but if you had bigger t i t s you'd be a ten!"

2007-02-10 09:31:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles