Little Johnny joke?
The Teacher, much to her dismay, has to teach her third grade some of the principals of life.
Eventually, she came to the word "urinate".
"OK class, can anyone give me a sentence with the word urinate in it?" she asks.
The only kid with his hand up is Little Johnny.
Against her better wishes, she asks, "OK, Johnny, go ahead."
Little Johnny stands and says, "Miss, I think you're an eight but if you had bigger t i t s you'd be a ten!"
2007-02-10 09:31:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For people who don't get it, say you're an eight fast.
2007-02-10 09:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by David K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He did not even use the word urinate in the sentence. It makes no sense.
2007-02-10 17:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny.
2007-02-10 17:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That rascal he always makes the best jokes.
2007-02-10 17:33:42 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I had to read it twice before I got it
2007-02-10 17:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol nope never heard that one before.
2007-02-10 17:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by melanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it's an old one.
2007-02-10 17:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by The 5 pound Robin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lollll
2007-02-10 17:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard of that be fore!!
2007-02-10 17:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by Vy-Vy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-02-10 17:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋