Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first was a draftsman, the second an accountant, the third a pharmacist and the fourth a painter and decorator. To show off, the draftsman called to his dog, “T-square, strut your stuff, boy!” T-square the dog jumped up on a drawing board, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that T-square was pretty clever. The accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen biscuits and promptly divided them into four piles of three. Everyone agreed that Spreadsheet was bloody clever. The pharmacist said his dog could do even better. He called his dog and said, “Test Tube, do your stuff!” Test Tube got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a pint of milk, got a glass from the cupboard and filled it to the brim without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that Test Tube was pretty clever too. Thn the three men turned to the painter and decorator and said, “What can your mangy old mutt do?" The painter and decorator whistled to his dog and said, “Tea Break, hit it, mate!” Tea Break jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, humped the other three dogs, claimed he'd injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, applied for compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave, after accepting the offer of counselling.
2007-02-09
06:26:02
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