Entertainment & Music - 7 February 2007

Speaking ENglish Could Kill You !!!
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the American.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

THE MEDICAL CONCLUSION IS;

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

2007-02-07 21:57:22 · 7 answers · asked by OK 3 in Jokes & Riddles

lol I can't win!

2007-02-07 21:57:05 · 8 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Polls & Surveys

What the hell is it? What does she do or not do?

2007-02-07 21:51:23 · 7 answers · asked by Mohogany Brown 1 in Celebrities

Sylvester Stallone.

2007-02-07 21:50:39 · 10 answers · asked by turbo speak engine ver. 12 4 in Movies

my photo / avatar was stolen?

2007-02-07 21:50:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anaïs 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 21:49:52 · 7 answers · asked by mygirlsmokey 1 in Celebrities

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth with a key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.

"Can I help you, fella?" asks the cop.

"Yes! Somebody stole my car!" Tom replies.

The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key!" Tom replies.

At this point, the cop looks down and sees Tom's p*nis hanging out of his trousers. So he asks Tom, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"

Tom looks down sadly and moans, "Aww sh!t!.... They got my girlfriend too!"

2007-02-07 21:49:38 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm trying to watch on the site

2007-02-07 21:49:34 · 6 answers · asked by sian 1 in Television

the answer will be in given 7 days from now.

2007-02-07 21:47:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

favourite movies? films? ..

2007-02-07 21:47:34 · 13 answers · asked by emmaness123 1 in Movies

2007-02-07 21:47:17 · 3 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't mean the birds as in girls but as those flying animals. They are trying to make us jealous or something showing us that they can fly and that we can't. Anyway, this morning i had to hear some birds having a conversation at 3:00 a.m. when i woke up. I was tired and i tried to fall asleep again but it just didn't happen because the birds kept on 'talking'. I felt like shooting at them with a gun but i didn't. I was just lying there in agony wondering when that was going to stop. It eventually did and i had the chance to continue my sleep. As i woke up in the morning i saw snow. Does this mean the birds will probably won't talk again tonight?

2007-02-07 21:46:40 · 13 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.

2007-02-07 21:44:40 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone think that it would be possible for Troy to pull the last ring out of his mandible? Because I think that ring was supposed to be the "impossible" characteristic of the game, cause if you watch the aftermath of the explosion there are areas of that room that are untouched. I also think the doors being weld shut was just there for people who think it would be possible to pull a ring through your mandible....without pulling the entire bottom of your face off

2007-02-07 21:44:37 · 5 answers · asked by John M 1 in Polls & Surveys

my nephew showed me the new power rangers coming out this month because he wants the toys. and i saw a black guy being a black ranger and i was shocked. because the producers said that they wont make another black ranger be a black guy because of mighty morphin (walter emmanuel jones) people felt it was racist and the producers agreed! now they're going back on their word and doing some sneaky stuff even if this actor says he want to be black, they still have to say no because of what happened. to me it's a big deal because the producers (most of them the same old people) are going back on thier word. so if you yahoo people say some smart *** remark to me fine dont worry i'll say something back to u!

2007-02-07 21:44:28 · 4 answers · asked by esreemwehekkad 1 in Television

2007-02-07 21:44:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

latest news,girlfreind,family

2007-02-07 21:43:38 · 6 answers · asked by samhitha k 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-07 21:42:56 · 6 answers · asked by jontrollope 1 in Celebrities

it does outside my house:)
but tomorrow is a different story!

2007-02-07 21:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by florence 4 in Polls & Surveys

why do u think chief killed mcmurphy in the end

2007-02-07 21:41:35 · 4 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Movies

Are you talking about the weather?

2007-02-07 21:41:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anaïs 2 in Polls & Surveys

I know I am!!!!
Just make sure if your drinking to have a designated driver or call a taxi...have fun.

2007-02-07 21:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by Girls! Girls! I do adore 2 in Polls & Surveys

A guy heard from his doctor that m*sturb*ting before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it.

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured he might get mugged.

Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the road, got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to m*sturb*te, closed his eyes & thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to org*sm, he felt a quick tug on the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the org*sm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?"

"This is the police. What's going on here?" Came the reply

"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Said the man

2007-02-07 21:40:10 · 10 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

..."Little man"? Do you have a special name for him?

2007-02-07 21:38:06 · 24 answers · asked by alya 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 21:37:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Subject : How can a student pass?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
only 365 days.

A typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
--Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
--Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 121 days.
--Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days
--Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30 days.
--Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
--Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
--Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
--Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
--Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and fun! ctions atleast 2 days.
--Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

Then "How can a student pass"

2007-02-07 21:35:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you prefer your men...
a) Strapping, Muscley (OTT Manly)
b) Tall, Fairly slim but a toned bod
c) As long as he ahs a great personality it doesn't matter if he's fat
d) a small thin but caring and kind guy
e) A lady-man

Personally E for me!

2007-02-07 21:35:22 · 14 answers · asked by VintageSecret-xo 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to have a voice conversation on msn with someone but it is not working even though our speakers are both turned on?
Any Suggestions greatly appreaciated

2007-02-07 21:33:52 · 3 answers · asked by bronsrose 2 in Other - Entertainment

ours is not a love ballad.. it's "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness.. during our courting days, this song seems to be playing everywhere we go! in the shops we enter, as we switched on the radio, da music video on MTV when we're together..

2007-02-07 21:32:43 · 11 answers · asked by fizadora 5 in Polls & Surveys

and if you said you should have... what are you waiting for?

2007-02-07 21:31:14 · 7 answers · asked by G-gnomegrl 3 in Polls & Surveys