Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you, fella?" asks the cop.
"Yes! Somebody stole my car!" Tom replies.
The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key!" Tom replies.
At this point, the cop looks down and sees Tom's p*nis hanging out of his trousers. So he asks Tom, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"
Tom looks down sadly and moans, "Aww sh!t!.... They got my girlfriend too!"
2007-02-07 21:49:38 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-08 00:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once you have not any keys what so ever then your likely going to ought to regulate the change if its a clean motor vehicle 2000 and up then you genuinely ought to take it to the broking service or a minimum of a locksmith that ought to application a chip cuz maximum probably your key had a chip in it so the motor vehicle wont commence if the chip isn't interior of attain the choose finally end up puting in a clean change and a clean set of keys shood accept to you even though it is going to likely be a heft value yet when that's an older motor vehicle then in basic terms change the ignition change and the door lockswitch so that you will get interior the motor vehicle and out on older automobiles that's not that extreme priced
2016-11-26 02:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by wehrly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tom's car needs its keysto start. but his gf can start on without his p*nis and can run on others too.
2007-02-07 23:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by salman md 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you Tom?
2007-02-07 22:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.
2007-02-07 21:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee
2007-02-07 21:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great!r u tm or cop or gf?
nice joke
2007-02-07 22:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by Piyushi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Nice one
2007-02-07 22:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny but i dont get it lmfao
2007-02-07 21:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats shocking lol
2007-02-07 23:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
orite
2007-02-07 21:56:29 · answer #11 · answered by Woodman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋