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Subject : How can a student pass?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
only 365 days.

A typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
--Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
--Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 121 days.
--Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days
--Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30 days.
--Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
--Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
--Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
--Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
--Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and fun! ctions atleast 2 days.
--Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

Then "How can a student pass"

2007-02-07 21:35:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Ihv also same story....

2007-02-07 21:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

8 hours of sleep. Since when did that ever occur? We generally spend around 5 or 6. We eat fast spending about 1.5 on food. 35 days of exams is totally off the mark. And we do work during the 'rest days' and holidays.

2007-02-07 23:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by joe19 4 · 1 0

So that's why it took me 10 years as a full-time student before I graduated in university!!!

2007-02-07 21:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0 0

Very good point, if you spent as much time on math in class as you did on this math maybe you would.

2007-02-07 21:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should be a politician. Very funny, keep 'emcoming.

2007-02-07 21:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0 0

Wasting time here, when you could be studying.
Maybe you will, maybe you won't.

2007-02-07 21:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0 0

wow....now could you try telling my teacher that???!!!

2007-02-07 21:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0 0

Well no wonder...

2007-02-07 22:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 5 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

2007-02-08 00:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

lol?

2007-02-07 22:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

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