Entertainment & Music - 7 February 2007

is reading the paper."Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl."Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the goodstuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence
for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"

2007-02-07 23:25:32 · 19 answers · asked by twinmumoct06 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a squier telecaster with a black glossy finish, I want to put strips of tape on it and spray paint it white so I get the van halen effect but I do not want to strip the guitar. will the white paint take hold without any previous stripping? can I laquer over everything if the white paint does stick?

2007-02-07 23:25:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

DOG WALKS INTO A PUB, SITS DOWN AND ORDERS A PINT. BARMAN GIVES HIM HIS BEER AND ASKS WHY HES LOOKING SO GLUM. DOG TELLS HIM HE'S JUST LOST HIS JOB AND ASKS IF HE KNOWS OF ANY WORK GOING. BARMAN SAYS HE DOESN'T BUT WITH YOUR TALENT SURELY YOU COULD GET A JOB WITH THE CIRCUS. DOG LOOKS AT HIM AS IF HE'S THICK AND REPLIES WHAT WOULD THE CIRCUS WANT WITH A PLUMBER!

2007-02-07 23:24:35 · 22 answers · asked by isastevie 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Why do you treat me like a one-hour shoe?

2007-02-07 23:23:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 23:23:08 · 4 answers · asked by Alexandru O 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-07 23:23:06 · 3 answers · asked by Nurul S 1 in Television

you know when your talking to someone special and you just grab them and hold them tight so tight you even grit your teeth and dont want to let go cos the feeling of being so close to them is givin you the greatest feeling and you could just eat them?

Like your kids it just comes over you and you grab them and say c'mere you I love you or your partner.. Its a great feeling

2007-02-07 23:23:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Most creative answer wins. I'm not choosing the best answer. YOU are!

2007-02-07 23:22:00 · 9 answers · asked by Chris 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 23:21:02 · 32 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 23:20:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Did she belong to the guy who said that she was his daughter??

2007-02-07 23:19:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I love Unfaithful By Rihanna But I wanna kno wat it the other song name that she did with saul paul

2007-02-07 23:19:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What if I wrote a song and used images that are conjoured up by the different plays of light and effects the Moon has on things.
Like the way it is reflected in a river and the bands of light that seem to eminate from it and the way the shadows move when it arcs across the sky.
And then if I took all these and tried to imagine them as a kind of living being in a garden biding her time until the dawn comes around.
And then if I came up with an exquisite and melodic tune to put it to that seemed to have an undertone of meloncholy and timelessness.
Do you think people would appreciate that or would it be completely overlooked and underrated?

2007-02-07 23:18:33 · 3 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Music

2007-02-07 23:17:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 23:17:35 · 13 answers · asked by michael w 3 in Television

2007-02-07 23:17:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 23:17:07 · 23 answers · asked by Gar 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Fat Tony. Second faviorite is Mr Burns, there so funny.

2007-02-07 23:16:34 · 11 answers · asked by Tha Most Shady 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-07 23:15:59 · 17 answers · asked by adam 2 in Music

sooooooo... I have somebody special but we're not together together YET...
and I a friend of mine who I have no idea if he's really interested in me in any other kind of way asked me to be his valentine? so what exactly does being somebody's valentine mean... does it mean future bf/gf, does it mean he likes me as more than a friend, does what IS a valentine?

2007-02-07 23:15:56 · 4 answers · asked by G-gnomegrl 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just watched it for my second time and I think I've found my favorite movie! Anyone else like it? What do you like about it? or dislike if you do.

2007-02-07 23:14:50 · 5 answers · asked by sk8rnsuperman 2 in Movies

please tell me *someone* on here has heard of Lifetime
:)
thanks in advance.

2007-02-07 23:14:41 · 1 answers · asked by hairspray queen 5 in Music

it goes like this"how will I start to live my life again,I guess Im learning,learning the art of letting go"I guess it has a female singer,thanks,

2007-02-07 23:14:14 · 4 answers · asked by AmandaNikolah 3 in Music

Like the astronaut who drove 900 miles to assault another woman who was seeing her former boyfriend. Or Lorena Bobbitt. Or Bernadine from "Waiting To Exhale"? I hope "love" never has that effect on me!

2007-02-07 23:13:49 · 12 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 23:13:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 23:13:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

American here from NYC.

Just recently upon visits to the UK, learned about 'chavs". Cracked me up, b/c we have our versions of that here too...
Anyway, just curious-

do you realize you're one if you *are* one & is the word offensive to you?

2007-02-07 23:11:43 · 12 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 23:11:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for females which hand is read

2007-02-07 23:10:26 · 4 answers · asked by kate 2 in Horoscopes

I have to paint this hard like sponge thats inside of my car on the door and was just wondering if paint was ok for it..

2007-02-07 23:08:31 · 6 answers · asked by IC4NDY_ 3 in Polls & Surveys