Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.
2007-02-07 21:44:40 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
Never saw an elephant in a cherry tree?
See! It works!
2007-02-07 21:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by tabulator32 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
to work out ducks on your dream, both represents non secular freedom (if flying) or it represents the subconscious (if swimming). ducks are quite multi-proficient animals that ought to stroll, swim and fly and subsequently may signify your flexibility and in blending right into more than a number of situations. although, the dream could also element out that you're placing your self up or being set up for the kill as linked by technique of the word "sitting duck". also, the duck can be a pun on "ducking" some situation or situation, instead of confronting it head-on. to work out a white duck on your dream, shows falsehood and deceit. to work out an elephant on your dream, shows you want to be extra affected man or woman or extra awareness of others. or perchance there's a memory that you're holding on to for too lengthy. you want to allow flow of the previous. The elephant is likewise an emblem of potential, potential, faithfulness and mind. although, the elephant's introverted personality can be a mirrored image of your own personality. To dream that you're fearful of the elephant, signifies that there is an massive situation that you're afraid to confront.
2016-11-26 02:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by wehrly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do Elephants wear condoms on their feet?
Because if they step on you, you're F*****
2007-02-07 22:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*ouch*
well there's no arguing there.....they sure will put out dat burning duck.
2007-02-07 21:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um..ok
2007-02-07 21:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, you're on a roll.
2007-02-07 21:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shaking my head.
2007-02-07 21:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-02-07 22:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear god, WHY did I click on this question.
2007-02-07 21:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kate J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why do idiots have fingers?
to waste everyones time putting crappy jokes on Yahoo Answers
2007-02-07 21:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋