Entertainment & Music - 5 February 2007

2007-02-05 03:11:05 · 2 answers · asked by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Was it skydiving? White water rafting? A jungle safari? Sex in unusual places? mountain climbing? What say you?

2007-02-05 03:10:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man married three women in one weekend.

He was a priest.!!!!!

2007-02-05 03:10:45 · 18 answers · asked by birdwings_65 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Surely they knew there was a fork in the path where the scarecrow stood? And how do Dorothy and the Scarecrow choose which way to go? It seemed pretty random to me. This is supposed to be the perfect quest story. I want my money back.

2007-02-05 03:10:28 · 15 answers · asked by Zebedeesnose 2 in Movies

2007-02-05 03:10:26 · 20 answers · asked by North London Lady! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 03:10:10 · 15 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

FROM A MAN'S POINT OF VIEW OF COURSE!!!

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

2007-02-05 03:09:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did any of those people who ran in the warhol circle go to her funeral?

2007-02-05 03:08:54 · 8 answers · asked by mel13760 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-05 03:08:22 · 4 answers · asked by Fireman Sam 1 in Music

2007-02-05 03:08:19 · 16 answers · asked by weirmarcel 1 in Polls & Surveys

In the song 'Whiskey in the Jar' what does
"Musha ring dum a doo dum a da" mean?

2007-02-05 03:08:11 · 3 answers · asked by Tom D 1 in Music

Were you as pleased to see Toby Rand and Magni included? Wow! What an awesome show!!!

2007-02-05 03:08:09 · 2 answers · asked by AsianPersuasion :) 7 in Music

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him.

The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath." (psychopath)

2007-02-05 03:07:47 · 10 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 03:07:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And if nothing has made you smile...let me extend my virtual hug to you. :)

2007-02-05 03:07:35 · 48 answers · asked by Mommymonster 7 in Polls & Surveys

Prince Charming is

Damn*it!! I know the shoe fits.

2007-02-05 03:07:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please send sme powerful prayer to my daugther, in this dream Satan is saying "Just watch - I will have you" We were told there was evil in this house we are living in. Can you send a spiritual cleansing for this house we are living in and send any evil spirits away? Before this something kept on fighting her in her sleep.

2007-02-05 03:06:56 · 13 answers · asked by Emily L 4 in Horoscopes

Is it worth buying on DVD? Did you enjoy it?

2007-02-05 03:06:25 · 16 answers · asked by Dreamer 4 in Movies

...would YOU go to hide? The closet? The bathroom?

2007-02-05 03:06:17 · 14 answers · asked by Mommymonster 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Back To Basics"- Christina Aguilera
"Back To Bedlam"- James Blunt
"The River In Reverse"- Elvis Costello & Allen Toussaint
"Continuum"- John Mayer
"Futuresex/Lovesounds"- Justin Timberlake

2007-02-05 03:06:02 · 10 answers · asked by tagadaine 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 03:05:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know .... rough and tough...and dont take crap off anybody! I am the only female in my work place...I gotta do something about this!
Any suggestions?

2007-02-05 03:04:39 · 24 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

tell me the date and name of film

2007-02-05 03:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Dishant R 1 in Movies

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

2007-02-05 03:04:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

2007-02-05 03:04:20 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Keira Knightley has a pretty smile?

2007-02-05 03:04:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 03:03:51 · 18 answers · asked by maame-tiwah K 1 in Celebrities

I'm thinking of haveing some pizza and chips, how about you?

2007-02-05 03:03:51 · 23 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hint: One of the Indians keeps saying" I am Jaguar Paw" but I ain't sure if the movie's name is Jaguar Paw or not.

2007-02-05 03:03:50 · 4 answers · asked by Walter 1 in Movies

Please tell me that they are not going to pair Phoebe and Rick together.....yes they are no longer related by blood but for the longest time he was her uncle and very well could have been her brother and about to be step brother????? Gross and sick plus she just got out of high school and he is what 10 years older than her....I know Amber is in Genoa city but they were a great pair...I say bring her back

2007-02-05 03:01:33 · 4 answers · asked by Mom of Four 4 in Television