I am afraid of that tarmac?

Question

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him.

The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath." (psychopath)

Answer 1

Grrrrrrrroooaaaner

Answer 2

So So 6/10

Answer 3

it relatively is an exciting question, it would desire to be yet yet another occasion of ways evolution continues to be happening and that it relatively is extra suitable than a concept. the only issue is, the severe complexity of coming up innate habit -nonetheless it relatively is conceivable yet in basic terms with in a inhabitants of say rabbits that stay via the line area. It would not take place to the full rabbit inhabitants, and we in all probability would not even word a distinction simply by fact they might nonetheless be the comparable species till the gene that led to the replace in habit is expounded to a distinctive (e.g. larger ears). this might in basic terms be a distinctive inhabitants and if it turns into remoted (e.g. there's a highway that circles it) they may be come a distinctive species of rabbit....however the probabilities are high so small.

Answer 4

I give you a 7 for that one.

Answer 5

is that one for the road gigi 10/10

Answer 6

hehehehe
rather funny

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

good joke, very funny

Answer 9

hehe very good!xx

Answer 10

very good!