A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
2007-02-05 03:04:20 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm still laughing from this one!!!
2007-02-05 03:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats poor but funny. 7/10.
2007-02-05 23:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember this from Shot in the Dark, good ol' Inspector Clueso!!xx
2007-02-05 03:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-05 03:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair 7/10 no big laugh.
2007-02-05 03:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you see this dog? Was it a Westie? Mine has been missing for several days!
2007-02-05 03:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah got you i have read that one before -2 gigi 8/10
2007-02-05 03:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try. Hehehehehe....
2007-02-05 03:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by briggs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! he shod sue him for answering
2007-02-05 03:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 07:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋