Entertainment & Music - 3 February 2007

2007-02-03 05:53:22 · 14 answers · asked by oliviermichaud2003 2 in Celebrities

Words women use

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


5 MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
in "Fine."


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

2007-02-03 05:53:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-03 05:52:35 · 6 answers · asked by Sirlancealott 1 in Comics & Animation

If you could live anywhere, or visit anywhere, where would it be?? I would choose Alaska. Also, if you could do ANYTHING (within reason, things you could actually do, please) what would you do?
I would go scuba diving with my mom, dad, uncle, and two teachers. :]]

2007-02-03 05:52:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you cant sleep,how do you like to get tired enough to?

2007-02-03 05:52:23 · 23 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Bernice

2007-02-03 05:52:16 · 6 answers · asked by BERNICE . 1 in Polls & Surveys

I always feel so good after I exercise. But for some reason I always hate the thought of starting it, even though I know the end result is usually good. Anyone else feel this way?

2007-02-03 05:51:55 · 21 answers · asked by JC 4 in Polls & Surveys

Silverhawks, C.O.P.S.,Thundercats

2007-02-03 05:51:43 · 26 answers · asked by Dane Cruz 5 in Television

i loved the modern talking

2007-02-03 05:51:00 · 18 answers · asked by BERNICE . 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:50:58 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Celebrities

yet Pleasure and Slick 'em's surnames are different?

2007-02-03 05:50:50 · 3 answers · asked by Kacy 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-03 05:50:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...to hear a friend play a gig, and the opening band was suspended by meat hooks through their backs?

2007-02-03 05:50:26 · 14 answers · asked by mom 4 in Polls & Surveys

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship.

Finally, in near desparation, she decided to purchase some crotch-less underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotch-less undies with a slinky negligee.

She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on the arm of his chair.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear."

2007-02-03 05:49:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-03 05:49:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

So an Irish man, a Mexican, and an Californian were sitting on a chairlift. The Irish man threw his beer off the edge, half full. They asked why he did that and he replied "there's more where that came from." So the Mexican was smoking a cigar and he threw it off the edge, half lit. They asked why he did that and he replied "Theres more where that came from." So they look at the Californian and ask "What is it that you have that you have too much of?" and he pushes off the Mexican....

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I am NOT a racist in any way, so dont say i am. i just thought that was a funny joke.

2007-02-03 05:49:40 · 6 answers · asked by [?] 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You know Stephen Sprouse the clothing desiner, who recently died in 2004??????
DO YOU KNOW IF HE IS RELATED TO DYLAN AND COLE SPROUSE FROM DISNEY CHANNEL!!!?????????

2007-02-03 05:49:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-03 05:49:14 · 31 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

You know Monopoly...i'll be the iron!

And just to warn you, I get kind of loud when i'm winning♥

2007-02-03 05:48:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

RICE

2007-02-03 05:48:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine does look like me, kinda.

2007-02-03 05:48:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:48:08 · 46 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want to subscribe to People Magizine, but it doesn't tell me the total cost, just how much 1 issue costs? Anyone who has subscribed to People, please tell me!

2007-02-03 05:48:08 · 5 answers · asked by posing as me 2 in Magazines

Two young men were arrested for smoking marijuana and went before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men. I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Come Monday, the judge asked the first young man how he did over the weekend. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles on a piece of paper -- one the size of a silver dollar and the other the size of a dime. I told them, 'The big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.'"

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"

"Your honor," the second young man began, "I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you do it?"

"Well, I used the same two circles, but when I pointed to the small circle I said, 'This is your r£ct£m before prison...

2007-02-03 05:47:59 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I did, 7:30-1

2007-02-03 05:47:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:46:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-03 05:46:27 · 11 answers · asked by ninja t 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-03 05:46:13 · 35 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:45:58 · 16 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:45:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music