A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship.
Finally, in near desparation, she decided to purchase some crotch-less underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotch-less undies with a slinky negligee.
She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on the arm of his chair.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear."
2007-02-03 05:49:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol ill give it a 7/10 :)
2007-02-03 05:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by demonized 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10?
3
2007-02-03 05:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by [?] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Pretty funny.
2007-02-03 06:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was pretty funny two years ago when "Larry the Cable Guy" did it on the Blue Collar Tour TV special.
2007-02-03 05:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by bearcat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Send her my way. I wouldn't notice she was even wearing any underwear.
9/10
2007-02-03 05:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋